I haven’t seen a single Nekro Drunkz promo sticker anywhere lately (in Portland crapper stalls or otherwise). What gives?

Tall Can Dylan The Disgustor & Pus Blood Commands: Shit man we just got classy vinyl stickers made up after all this time! I know it’s comforting to see our shitty logo when you’re taking the Browns to the Superbowl in Fred Meyers or Jack In The Box, and trust me we will get there one day, There’s only two of use it takes dedication to plaster up them dumper stalls!

As far as composing goes, who does what?

Its 50/50. We basically come up with a perverted lyrical theme and go from there. Because without filth and sleaze the Nekro Drunkz would just be another dumb political garbage grind band…. LESS POLITICS MORE PORNOGRIND!!

You guys got any demos or whatnot coming out any time soon?

Actually we have a lot of shit on the horizon! Were going to record our first full length over at the Roadkill Carnivore House, and then Hystoplasmosis Records out of Maryland are going to press them up. Then we have a long list of split CDs & tapes to release, all that boring info about stuff you bastards will never buy is up on our shitty MySpace page. I suggest you buy a tape… why you ask? Cause they are easier to fit in your girlfriends asshole…well I guess I don’t know your old lady maybe she’s a CD kinda girl hahaa!!

Dude, I could shove a .45 in there sideways after I’m finished with her brown… So, what’s the Nekro Drunkz groupie rape count up to now?

We’ve been Rape Thrash Grindin’ for awhile now… lost count at all the dumb whores who took our nasty syphilitic sperm explosions!

Play any kick ass shows lately that ended in arson or necrophilia?

No!!! And what’s up with that you fuckin’ panty waist fuckos?? Get out there with some dead bodies and some fire and make the Satyricon the home of Necrophiliac Arsonisnts (Good new song title hahah) (Agreed! – Typhon) National Gathering, and then we will have a real metal show! But we have been banned from the Morgue in Seattle due to my potty mouth and their lack of a sense of humor! (Gay!!! – Typhon) My other band Compulsive Slasher was banned from that stupid Pepper’s Bar in Vancouver for making fun of these stupid metalcore homos, Betrayed By Weakness… I mean, can’t you read the name and just think, those guys must be fags!

Do you two insidious bastards have a favorite venue to defile your audience at? And do you dig basement shows better than stage shows?

Well, Satyricon always treats us pretty nice, I mean if they let Anal Blast and The Mentors and Truculence play there then they must be pretty laid back haha, plus the sound dude Joel does a great job! But also we played the Crypt out on Powel and I got shit hammered wasted and we played a good show surprisingly, and some stupid broad said fuck you while we were playing and i told her to go fuck off somewhere!

Classic! Does the fact that Nekro Drunkz is a duo pose any problems when you guys are playing live?

Disgustor: Negative. Nekro Drunkz booze soaked tampon death rituals will always only be me and Squid Nasty The Fag Basher. We don’t need to wait for another idiot up there giving us his stupid feedback & to tune his dumb bass guitar. TWO PEICE TERROR METAL!!!

Well put. Any luck in hogtieing and molesting Gianna Michaels yet?

This is why doing interviews with you is always a good time! HAHA, I wish man, if we ever see her you can rest assured that there will be molesting, hopefully she will be on her period so I can get her tampons and make a shrine on my drum set. You all should write her telling her she should quit the porn industry and just be the Nekro Drunkz live dancer… that broad is filthy i love it!

If you could hollow out a cadaver of a famous grindgod and use it in anyway you wanted, who would it be and what would you use it for?

This is obvious but Unfortunate. Don Decker!! I think it would be awesome to have Decker’s Corpse hollowed out and used as a beer refrigerator, THINK OF ALL THE STORAGE ROOM!!! All that aside it sucked to see that fat bastard died, Anal Blast is definitely a big influence for us, RIP Darth Decker.

Do you guys have any merch out (other than stickers)? Patches, beer cozies, Nekro Drunkz brand roofies? Etc…

While you wait for our roofies to be approved by the FDA, we have two splits out, one with Grim Raper (Limited to 50 red CDs) and one with Pus from the Bay Area — $5 for each or $7 for both, or if you come to our show I’ll be drunk and let you have them for way cheaper! Dude you should pay for our beer cozies to be made though, you know you wanna! Haha

Dude, I just might! Is there anything you’d like to add for the E-MetalSpace/Funeral Rain audience?

YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF SCUM! Thanks again for supporting us Chase, you sick metal devil! I’d like to send thanks/shout out to: Spellcaster, Truculence, Ceremonial Castings, Cemetery Lust, Goatsoldiers, Insanity, Scorched Earth, Mark/Impetigo, Reeker, Compulsive Slasher, Bunk Dope, Extirpatients, Bastardo, Lt. Dan, Hystoplasmosis Records, Repulsive Discharge Zine, The Slut Killers, Dickless Tracey, M.R.S.A., Justin/Altar Of Thrond & All the other Salem Metal freaks, Satyricon, Taco Bell and anyone else who has supported our sick foul shit hole band!

And I’d like to say fuck off/no thanks to : Betrayed By Weakness, Pepper’s Bar in Vancouver, all the PC Metal/Punk fags from Portland, Your mom…. for not putting out, The Sway Bar, All the shitty cocksucking bull shit bands from Lincoln City, Newport, Tillamook and Medford Oregon, Almost Is Nothing, Taco Bell for not being open at 4 a.m. & for giving me mud butt, and Hunab Ku for having such a stupid ass name!

DRINK FUCK DIE!

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Genre: PornoGrind
Label: Independent

Woohoo!!! I’ve done two interviews with these booze swilling, track jockeys and now I FINALLY get to review some of their wares! Disgustor (vocals and drums) gave me two pieces of their shit, recorded in the ancient way of analog cassette!!! Today’s review of the Nekro Drunkz’s brand of unabashed bigotry, objectivism and “eeeeewww!” grind is a live tape!

Recorded at Pepper’s in Vancouver, Washington, Live And Lewd is pretty much just that. I really don’t have to write anything else since that’s what you get when you listen to this cassette… well, Side A anyway.

First off, the sound quality is amazing! I honestly thought that this was going to sound like it was recorded inside of a toilet bowl at the bottom of the ocean! But it pretty much puts you right in the crowd! Disgustor’s banter with the ravenous grind goers is hilarious (though at times, a little awkward)! His drumming is of cut-throat porno-grind quality and his vocals tear through the speakers like a rapist getting raped by another rapist in songs like Yeast Erection, Fecal Felatio and my personal favorite Cottage Cheese Cunt… yeah… Anyway, axeman Squid Nasty’s performance is a chaotic blend of vulgar noises that no guitar should make and female circumcising riffs! You honestly can’t go wrong on Side A!

Side B consists of two demos: Re-Animated Through Beer and Necro Demo. Both are slights against God and shouldn’t be listened to by anyone… but, since we’re all going to anyway, they rule in classic (insert monumental PornoGrind band name here) fashion! But… it’s the same shit that you’ve heard over and over and over again by bands of similar alignment. If smutty pussy bashing is your thing, then these guys are already up your ass! If not, stay the fuck away…

…I really liked this tape… I think the CIA has my phone taped now and I’m somehow a registered sex offender, just for listening to this tape!

Overall: Live And Lewd isn’t for everybody… but I’m sure you knew that one already. If you really want to get technical, it isn’t for ANYBODY. If fucking sucks and fucking owns simultaneously! A paradox of universe imploding proportions!

9/10

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Genre: Deathcore
Label: Earache Records

Taking several different influences from several different genres and ramming them together into one bag then brutally bludgeoning it to death, And Hell Followed With are pretty damn intense.
This is deathcore to the… uh… core… and as such the guitars are down tuned to Drop-H and palm muted in a chug and the drums are insane, clicky blast beats. There’s also some black metal keyboards, and even some blackened vocals to go with them. Gutterals and pig squeals that would normally be found in a pornogrind or cybergrind song are present, but for whatever reason don’t make me want to kick the vocalist in the face. There’s even hardcore vocals present too!
But while faced with the conventions of the trends in deathcore, And Hell Followed With also whip out some other influence and show it off, be it a classic rock solo done with thrash tones, tremolo picking, or even just a slower doom riff.
In the end, And Hell Followed With have a slightly stale album in Proprioception, but considering the vast amounts of influences that they are displaying and the fact that this is their second as far as I know, I think the next album will be better, and the fourth album will be just killer.
7 out of 10.

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Genre: Pornogrind, Goregrind
Label: Comatose Music

Scatological humor… check.
Gross-out album art… check.
Unintelligible vocals… check
Raperaperaperaperape… check.
Comedy/horror movie samples… check.
Drum machine… check.
Feed it into the machine and… *beep* *boop* *bleep*… Yep. Pornogrind.

Shitfirsted Superman… The Man Of Stool is your standard poo-poo, pee-pee, ca-ca, doo-doo grind fest, complete with weighty riffs and gurgling “burp” vocals. The programming isn’t too bad either since it took a track or two for me to figure out that is was a machine… (I think I was distracted by a shirtless Echidna, but I honestly don’t remember) Sure it’s all been done before and I’m sure that if you’re a fan of this genre that you’ve got dozens of albums by bands that do it better. But Sikfuk (or Nik Blanton, as he is the only member currently in the band) has a certain something that just makes those sick tunes just “pop” out of stereo speakers and tickle your anus with a red-hot phallus-shaped iron poker.

Overall: If you like your vocals belched, your mom raped, your superheroes perverted,  and your drums programmed, then Sikfuk has an album here for you! Eat shit and die you Sikfuk!

7/10

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Genre: Brutal Death Metal
Label: Candlelight Records

GORE! GORE! GORE! ALL HAIL GORE!
And by gore I mean slaughtering all that moves and then fucking the corpses after.
This album is just pure sickness, splattered on the walls, floors, ceilings and in your eyes. It’s nearing the point of da slamz or whatever they call it, being near pornogrind at times too. But nowhere near as talentless as 99% of slam/pornogrind bands, I should add.
In fact, Ingested are shooting out a very talent filled release, and that should be somewhat apparent from the label that signed them. They aren’t anywhere near tech death, but the drumming alone should raise eyebrows. Guitar and bass wise, the riffs are fast, and brutal, and satisfying for people who want an even faster Cannibal Corpse (blasts at 280bpm!), and the gutteral vocals are so fucking intense. The occasional breakdown hits too, with pinch harmonics stabbing the brain while the drums go off on a super fast blast.
So in other words: fans of Cannibal Corpse’s and Death’s gore imagery, slamming death, and grinding, blindingly fast blastbeats , you might like this.
FYI, Ingested has members of Annotation of an Autopsy in their midst, and the artwork for Surpassing the Boundaries of Human Suffering was done by Toshihiro Egawa, who’s also done work for Abigail Williams.
8 out of 10.

Ingested on MySpace.

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