11/26/10 – The Roseland Theater, Portland, Oregon
So… apparently the sign at the front of The Roseland that says, “NO CAMERAS!!!” doesn’t apply to the press. Damn you Danzig!!! You ruined my photographic mojo! And of course I found this out after I waited in the cold for about forty five minutes, saw the sign, walked six blocks back to the car to stash my camera only to be told at roll call that I have a photo pass… ugh. Long story short, no pictures. Sorry guys!
Mobile Deathcamp – They’re loud. They’re rude. They’re twelve tons of awesome! They’re Mobile Deathcamp and they rained all sorts of doom upon the eager heads of the doomed punks and metalions that crowed The Roseland. I was pleased to find out that they were just as high energy live as they are on their album. Their set was kind of short (or maybe it just felt that way) but they made one hell of an impact! I WILL be seeing these guys again!
Infernaeon - Whoa! I didn’t know Abigail Williams was on the bill… oh wait. Never mind. That was a little inaccurate. They would of sounded more like Abigail Williams if the vocalist didn’t look like Glen Benton Jr., shut the fuck up about how religion is the root of all evil and thinks that throwing out random thoughts on weed and shrooms makes him cool (it doesn’t). Goddamn it, that was annoying! Other than that though, they were pretty cool. Old school(ish) Florida death metal with the addition of keyboards and a pinch of black metal. They also played a cover of Creeping Death… really? Creeping Death was your choice? No Hammer Smashed Face? No Chapel Of Ghouls? No Kill the fucking Christian?! Creeping Death? …lame.
The Casualties - I was told that The Casualties were a little bit on the mainstream side of punk… yeah. I can see that. But who the hell cares! They brought their A-game and gutter-slimed their way through a set of mohawked, D.I.Y. punk! Lots of leaping around and tons of head banging followed the torrent loudness that is Jorge Herrera’s wild fucking screams! The Casualties covered Blitzkrieg Bop and a Discharge song that got knocked out of my memory after I got kicked in the face by a crowd surfer (there were a TON of those out tonight)! Most of their material was newer, so a lot of the old schoolers seemed to be left high and dry… and angry when their set was over.
GWAR - And we’re reached the top! The Scumdogs Of The Universe! GWAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! They ruled. There was never a doubt in my psychotic little mind that they wouldn’t. They impaled Sarah imPalin while playing Vlad The Impaler and Butchered Lady Gaga while she ate human excrement. The pit slaves took such care to make sure that everybody in the audience was dripping with blood, semen and whatever the green shit is supposed to be. And you know what? There is something magical about that GWAR-Goo. It hits you and you’re just energized! …or maybe that’s just the xenophile in me…
GWAR dipped into their new album for a couple of songs and then blew our minds with Maggots, Bring Back The Bomb and Sick Of You. I have a little bit of a complaint though: why do they keep changing Techno-Destructo? First it was Bozo, now it’s Buzzsaw or some shit. Is it cause the actors keep changing? It’s kinda annoying. But whatever. A drop piss in an ocean of ambrosia.
Overall: …and for the third time in my life, an alien has jizzed on my face.

Mobile Deathcamp On MySpace
Infernaeon On MySpace
The Casualties On MySpace
GWAR Official