Interview With Dylan “Disgustor” Laviolette of Nekro Drunkz
I haven’t seen a single Nekro Drunkz promo sticker anywhere lately (in Portland crapper stalls or otherwise). What gives?
Tall Can Dylan The Disgustor & Pus Blood Commands: Shit man we just got classy vinyl stickers made up after all this time! I know it’s comforting to see our shitty logo when you’re taking the Browns to the Superbowl in Fred Meyers or Jack In The Box, and trust me we will get there one day, There’s only two of use it takes dedication to plaster up them dumper stalls!
As far as composing goes, who does what?
Its 50/50. We basically come up with a perverted lyrical theme and go from there. Because without filth and sleaze the Nekro Drunkz would just be another dumb political garbage grind band…. LESS POLITICS MORE PORNOGRIND!!
You guys got any demos or whatnot coming out any time soon?
Actually we have a lot of shit on the horizon! Were going to record our first full length over at the Roadkill Carnivore House, and then Hystoplasmosis Records out of Maryland are going to press them up. Then we have a long list of split CDs & tapes to release, all that boring info about stuff you bastards will never buy is up on our shitty MySpace page. I suggest you buy a tape… why you ask? Cause they are easier to fit in your girlfriends asshole…well I guess I don’t know your old lady maybe she’s a CD kinda girl hahaa!!
Dude, I could shove a .45 in there sideways after I’m finished with her brown… So, what’s the Nekro Drunkz groupie rape count up to now?
We’ve been Rape Thrash Grindin’ for awhile now… lost count at all the dumb whores who took our nasty syphilitic sperm explosions!
Play any kick ass shows lately that ended in arson or necrophilia?
No!!! And what’s up with that you fuckin’ panty waist fuckos?? Get out there with some dead bodies and some fire and make the Satyricon the home of Necrophiliac Arsonisnts (Good new song title hahah) (Agreed! – Typhon) National Gathering, and then we will have a real metal show! But we have been banned from the Morgue in Seattle due to my potty mouth and their lack of a sense of humor! (Gay!!! – Typhon) My other band Compulsive Slasher was banned from that stupid Pepper’s Bar in Vancouver for making fun of these stupid metalcore homos, Betrayed By Weakness… I mean, can’t you read the name and just think, those guys must be fags!
Do you two insidious bastards have a favorite venue to defile your audience at? And do you dig basement shows better than stage shows?
Well, Satyricon always treats us pretty nice, I mean if they let Anal Blast and The Mentors and Truculence play there then they must be pretty laid back haha, plus the sound dude Joel does a great job! But also we played the Crypt out on Powel and I got shit hammered wasted and we played a good show surprisingly, and some stupid broad said fuck you while we were playing and i told her to go fuck off somewhere!
Classic! Does the fact that Nekro Drunkz is a duo pose any problems when you guys are playing live?
Disgustor: Negative. Nekro Drunkz booze soaked tampon death rituals will always only be me and Squid Nasty The Fag Basher. We don’t need to wait for another idiot up there giving us his stupid feedback & to tune his dumb bass guitar. TWO PEICE TERROR METAL!!!
Well put. Any luck in hogtieing and molesting Gianna Michaels yet?
This is why doing interviews with you is always a good time! HAHA, I wish man, if we ever see her you can rest assured that there will be molesting, hopefully she will be on her period so I can get her tampons and make a shrine on my drum set. You all should write her telling her she should quit the porn industry and just be the Nekro Drunkz live dancer… that broad is filthy i love it!
If you could hollow out a cadaver of a famous grindgod and use it in anyway you wanted, who would it be and what would you use it for?
This is obvious but Unfortunate. Don Decker!! I think it would be awesome to have Decker’s Corpse hollowed out and used as a beer refrigerator, THINK OF ALL THE STORAGE ROOM!!! All that aside it sucked to see that fat bastard died, Anal Blast is definitely a big influence for us, RIP Darth Decker.
Do you guys have any merch out (other than stickers)? Patches, beer cozies, Nekro Drunkz brand roofies? Etc…
While you wait for our roofies to be approved by the FDA, we have two splits out, one with Grim Raper (Limited to 50 red CDs) and one with Pus from the Bay Area — $5 for each or $7 for both, or if you come to our show I’ll be drunk and let you have them for way cheaper! Dude you should pay for our beer cozies to be made though, you know you wanna! Haha
Dude, I just might! Is there anything you’d like to add for the E-MetalSpace/Funeral Rain audience?
YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF SCUM! Thanks again for supporting us Chase, you sick metal devil! I’d like to send thanks/shout out to: Spellcaster, Truculence, Ceremonial Castings, Cemetery Lust, Goatsoldiers, Insanity, Scorched Earth, Mark/Impetigo, Reeker, Compulsive Slasher, Bunk Dope, Extirpatients, Bastardo, Lt. Dan, Hystoplasmosis Records, Repulsive Discharge Zine, The Slut Killers, Dickless Tracey, M.R.S.A., Justin/Altar Of Thrond & All the other Salem Metal freaks, Satyricon, Taco Bell and anyone else who has supported our sick foul shit hole band!
And I’d like to say fuck off/no thanks to : Betrayed By Weakness, Pepper’s Bar in Vancouver, all the PC Metal/Punk fags from Portland, Your mom…. for not putting out, The Sway Bar, All the shitty cocksucking bull shit bands from Lincoln City, Newport, Tillamook and Medford Oregon, Almost Is Nothing, Taco Bell for not being open at 4 a.m. & for giving me mud butt, and Hunab Ku for having such a stupid ass name!
DRINK FUCK DIE!