Stephen King – Under the Dome

Posted in Reviews on February 20th, 2010 by General Blaspheme

Stephen King - Under the Dome

This here is my first book review. I’ve always wanted to post them, but for whatever reason just never had. I don’t think I’m that good at them, truth told. But you never know until you really do one up. So here goes.
The basic premise (as taken from Stephen King’s site itself):

“On an entirely normal, beautiful fall day in Chester’s Mill, Maine, the town is inexplicably and suddenly sealed off from the rest of the world by an invisible force field. Planes crash into it and fall from the sky in flaming wreckage, a gardener’s hand is severed as “the dome” comes down on it, people running errands in the neighboring town are divided from their families, and cars explode on impact. No one can fathom what this barrier is, where it came from, and when—or if—it will go away.

Dale Barbara, Iraq vet and now a short-order cook, finds himself teamed with a few intrepid citizens—town newspaper owner Julia Shumway, a physician’s assistant at the hospital, a select-woman, and three brave kids. Against them stands Big Jim Rennie, a politician who will stop at nothing—even murder—to hold the reins of power, and his son, who is keeping a horrible secret in a dark pantry. But their main adversary is the Dome itself. Because time isn’t just short. It’s running out.”

I got the book on Christmas day, but due to the fact that I was in the middle of a series already (Star Trek: Vanguard for those that want to know), I wasn’t able to start it until the 31st, maybe even January 2nd. And I knew, roughly only three pages in or so, that this was going to change everything I thought and knew about Stephen King. I’ve been reading the man’s work for fifteen years now (yes, since I was nine), and he has always been my favorite author since then, and I knew I was about to read one of his crowning achievements. The other is The Dark Tower series, as far as I’m concerned.
Under the Dome is full of characters that are rich and full with real life, real breath going in and out of their bodies. From the least observed characters to the most seen, like Dale Barbara, Julia Shumway, Jim Rennie (who is up there with Darth Vader as far as evil villains go), and Junior Rennie and more, every person in the novel is very real.
And that’s what makes this novel very different from a lot of Stephen King’s past work. Generally, the man goes so deep into detail that you can hear what they hear and feel what they feel. But with Under the Dome you can go even deeper. It’s almost like you can meet these people on the street and converse with them yourself. It’s amazing how deeply immersive the storytelling is with this book, and that’s one of my favorite things about the story.
The story itself, however, is gorgeously done, and it moves along at a fast pace. Barely a week goes by with the novel’s timeframe, but yet there is also so many sides to the story that it takes 1070 (and change) pages to tell. So not only is there tons of action, tons of intrigue, and tons of gritty, dark reality happening, there’s tons of pages to read it happening in. Which is another point in Mr. King’s favor. I love long novels.
At the same time, this novel is still like classic Stephen King. You know who the author is just by the style of writing, the way the words flow. No stopping and starting, no jerking around. It’s like putting your eyes onto a greased slide – they just move of their own accord, your mind showing you the story more than reading it.
Plus, for the Constant Reader, the collective that is Stephen King’s true fanbase, there are some nice surprises too. I won’t spill the beans, but I will tell you that this story, whether you’re a member of the Constant Reader collective or even someone who has never experienced a Steve King novel firsthand, you will probably love this story. I sure did, and I kept wanting to go back to it every time I had to put it down. But today I finally got to finish it, and it blew my socks off with the ending.
10 out of 10.

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Schelmish – Die hässlichen Kinder

Posted in Reviews on February 20th, 2010 by General Blaspheme

Schelmish - Die hässlichen Kinder

Genres: Metal, Punk, Rock
Label:
Napalm Records

Originally Mittelalter rock (medieval rock), Schelmish seem to be starting to shed that tag. I wouldn’t really call this particular album under that umbrella, personally. There’s elements of medieval music, but not enough to call it medieval.
Genrefications aside (that stuff is mostly bullshit anyway), Die hässlichen Kinder is a really cool punky metal album. However, if you’re stepping into the ring to go toe to toe with them, I’ll let you know right now, don’t think the first track is Rammstein. It sounds like the industrial metal giants, but isn’t.
The rest of the album sticks with punk delivery but has nice bagpipes, as well as shawm, cittern, bouzouki and more, which I guess could count towards them being medieval, I suppose, but it’s still too damn modern sounding.
In general, it’s pretty sweet, not completely my thing, but these folks have some talent. And it’s a good thing they are on a bigger label, because they definitely deserve the bigger label push.
7 out of 10.

Schelmish on MySpace.

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Sectioned – Elme

Posted in Reviews on February 20th, 2010 by Typhon

Genre: Death Metal
Label:
Paragon Records

I was ready to write this promo off the second I saw that the first of it’s four tracks was a minute and a half intro (pet peeve number two for me!). But this midget of a promo bent me over and had it’s way with my back side until it was satisfied. It was like listening to the first three tracks of Scream Bloody Gore for the first time again! Do I really have to write more after that last line? The majority of you should be scrambling to find out where you can obtain Elme right fucking now! But for those of you that stuck around to finish this review, Sectioned is a side project of the fellas in Dimentianon (a band you hopefully read a review of earlier) that plays savage, pummeling death metal! I realize that this review was written backwards but hey, the point was (hopefully) clear.

Overall: Elme is a little short, but brutal enough to leave a lasting impact on your metal loving psyche!

8/10

Sectioned on MySpace.

Originally posted at E-MetalSpace

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Sectioned – Elme

Posted in Reviews on February 20th, 2010 by General Blaspheme

Genre: Death Metal
Label:
Paragon Records

Sounding like they ate some Barnes flavor Cannibal Corpse Flakes with Dark Tranquillity brand milk, Sectioned seem to have the right sound to be a big contender in the metal world.
Fast, hard and heavy, this four track promo shows an albums worth of ideas, and all of them are good. The longer song lengths help this out, but I think good technique is the main reason.
Favorite tracks are “My Love of Decay” and “Mirrors”. If you’re a fan of the aforementioned bands, as well as other progressive thinking death metal bands, you should check out Sectioned. 
7 out of 10.

Sectioned on MySpace.

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Toxik Society – Living Kufeso

Posted in Reviews on February 20th, 2010 by General Blaspheme

Toxik Society - Living Kufeso

Genre: Thrash
Label: Independent

Pretty much three seconds into this thrash attack I wanted a beer in my hand and a skateboard under my feet.
Totally not the ‘serious’ thrash of some classic bands, Toxik Society is more of a punk crossover like Anthrax and modern thrashers Municipal Waste. Something to get fucked up and party to.
As an added bonus, these Spaniards play their instruments extremely well, with a fair amount of precision and tons of energy. The solo in the song “Morbid Crypt” is fucking great, shredtastic fun to listen to.
I recommend you check these guys out if you want to thrash out.
8 out of 10.

Toxik Society on MySpace.

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